I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-people...

I see alot (What noise does an alot make? Gargleplargle? Other Hyperbole and a Half people, fill me in.) of other bloggers talking about how awkward they are, or other stuff along those lines. Here’s my situation.

For those of you who were wondering, meet the alot. Courtesy here.

I do not really consider myself too awkward. I can fairly easily talk to strangers, it’s just… you know… not my favorite thing in the world. But compared to my sister, who has social anxiety, I’m really not that awkward.

Although, my mother does call me anti-social. I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-people! Well, I guess I couldn’t live without other people. I mean, they do give me food and shelter and stuff… And of course, who couldn’t live without friends?

I spend pretty much all of my days locked in my room on my computer or some other electronic device. Usually my computer though. I watch TV or think about life and the ins and outs of it. One day I will become the world’s most famous philosopher, and I will laugh at you. At all of you. MwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! And then I will invent some way to use magic, and I will burn the deserving. Even more mwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Actually I would probably just use magic to turn into a dragon and fly into the mountains, peacefully living out my days creating a castle and raising pet dragons to slowly bring my dreams of Alagaesia to fruition by training Dragon Riders and bringing the elves and dwarves out of hiding. Actually I would probably just create a portal to travel to Alagaesia itself. “Taka du vanyalí abr du ebrithil Aiedail.” (I probably said that wrong, it should mean “Take the magic of the master Morning Star.” Here’s the language guide.)

BEST BOOK EVER! But I refuse to put a picture of the movie. It doesn't respect the book. Courtesy here.

I get really off topic sometimes… Back to anti-sociality! Anyways, it’s not that I hate being social, I just don’t love it. I would rather stick with the people that I know best, except I do love to make new friends, but that’s usually in school. In school I can be really crazy or social (that’s an overstatement), but when I leave school, I’m really not social at all. 

As stated previously, my mom calls me anti-social because I stay in my room a lot. I would say that’s not entirely true. I mean, I like to leave my room and go do stuff, I’m just lazy. Once, say, I can drive, then I might do a lot more with other people. “It gon be fuuuuun. (Dis gon be how I’m talk.)” 

This was a pretty useless post. But hey, in conclusion, I’m neither anti-social nor anti-people, I’m just lazy. Yay! :D

P.S. - Look what I found while looking for the Eragon picture. Where do I sign up? Does it come with a dragon?

It looks amazing. Courtesy here.